The Float Life

Thank Tank

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  • Regular price $20.00
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Yeah, we legit made wearing a plastic take-out bag look rad...

WARNING: Floating is extremely addictive. Ignoring the warning signs may result in serious increase to stoke levels, sudden euphoria, and even getting ass (always smiling syndrome).


Customer Reviews

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Dylan Martin
So stoke

Showing them muscles for all the lady floaters

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Luke Wein
Sweet tank

Love it. Shrinks up in the dryer. Glad I got a size up

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Timothy Perkins
Tanks a lot!

I love this tank! It’s super comfortable and gets a double take when I whiz past strangers on my OW. My lady also likes to look at my “guns” so it benefits everyone involved. “Tuesdays, arms and back”

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